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Things You Never Want To Hear Your Flight Crew Say After Takeoff

By Charles Brown

Perhaps I should explain. This list came to me after spending one too many days dealing with airports and airplanes. Besides, I thought it would be a nice change from the usual serious travel tips and information I serve up on

--Don't worry; this baby can still fly just fine with only one engine.

--$100 says this thing can too do a barrel roll.

--Let's see if that loudmouth Delta pilot can play a little game of "chicken

--Captain, did you just say, "Thank you for flying Jihad Airlines?

--No, I thought it was your turn to close the airtight door.

--Idiot! Never, never, set your coffee cup on that "Fuel Dump button.

--Wow, what a coincidence, it's my first day on the job, too.

--Captain, why don't you just put this thing on auto-pilot and come join our little party?

--Does anyone know what that flashing red light thingy is?

--What do you mean, you just got us a 50% discount at our last refueling stop?

--Tower, did you just say, "eeney, meeney, miney, moe?

--Here's your parachute, here's yours, and yours, and here's mine.

COPYRIGHT © 2006, Charles Brown. All rights reserved

About The Author

Charles Brown is a former attorney who now spends his time indulging his passion for travel and shares the unique travel destinations and unbeatable travel bargains he uncovers on his blog, Guerrilla Traveler - Adventure on a Budget,


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