Funny wedding toasts 'add some quick humor to your toast
So you're going to a wedding. Whether you're the
father, best man, or what have you, you're going
to give a wedding toast. Wedding toasts are short
one liners and are something
along the lines of: "To the Bride and Groom 'may your
following years together be filled with much happiness
and joy." But, that's pretty plain and dry 'not very
funny. With a little humor we can create some pretty
funny wedding toasts.
Funny toasts are not at all hard to write. Just make
sure you don't over do it and come across looking
like a jerk at the wedding. So let's quickly
throw together some funny wedding toasts to say...
1.) To the groom: "May you have many happy nights...taking out the trash."
2.) To the groom: "Congrats. Your bride is very lovely 'but what happened to that
cute chick you were with last week?"
3.) An old one but a favorite: "To our wives and lovers 'hopefully they never meet!"
OK, so those aren't the most funny or clever toasts ever, but I came up with the first two
in a matter of minutes. The point is that you can bring some humor to the wedding by writing
some funny toasts.
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