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Jesus was...

Recently, at a theological meeting in Rome, scholars had a heated debate on the subject of the ethnicity and nationality of Jesus. One by one they offered their evidence -

Jesus was Mexican -

  1. His name was Jesus
  2. He was bilingual
  3. He was always being harassed by the authorities

But then there were equally good arguments that...

Jesus was black -

  1. He called everyone "brother"
  2. He liked Gospel
  3. He couldn't get a fair trial

But then there were equally good arguments that...

Jesus was Jewish -

  1. He went into his father's business
  2. He lived at home until he was 33
  3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God

But then there were equally good arguments that...

Jesus was Italian -

  1. He talked with his hands
  2. He had wine with every meal
  3. He used olive oil

But then there were equally good arguments that...

Jesus was Californian -

  1. He never cut his hair
  2. He walked around barefoot
  3. He started a new religion

But then there were equally good arguments that...

Jesus was Irish -

  1. He never got married
  2. He was always telling stories
  3. He loved green pastures

But perhaps the most compelling evidence...

Jesus was a woman -

  1. She fed a crowd at a moment's notice
  2. Men didn't understand her
  3. Even when dead, she arose to complete her work

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